Now as I sit here trying to remember what it was that I said in my head before, I am coming up with a big fat ridiculous irritating blurry blank!!!!!
You should have written it down when you came up with the ideas, you say? I have tried that. The second I start to write things down, my mind shuts down and all coherent, interesting thoughts in my head go into some sort of witness protection program and I am not clever enough to find a way to track them down, kill the rogue agents who have been sent to kill said thoughts and still make it out alive! (if you can tell me what movie I am referencing just there, I will be seriously and duly impressed!)
I have written the most fantastic, moving, inspiring speeches, given the most informative and interesting lectures, taught the most exciting classes, written epic stories and blog posts, made the greatest most fantastic art (the kind that you don't have to be dead to enjoy fame and fortune for) shot Hollywood style, blockbuster videos and basically have been the most magnificent, mythical version of myself that could every possibly be.... all in my head either right before I go to sleep, while I dream or right after I wake up in that not really awake but slightly aware of the world around me stage. When my brain is fully awake. I am dull, forgetful, boring and just all around less than ordinary most of the time. There are moments of brilliance randomly sprinkled through out the ordinary or less than, but they come on me so fast and are gone before I realize they are even there so I can't prepare for them to make the most of them. I simply hold my breath until they are gone and hope that if I said or did something majestic that someone saw or heard it and got something out of it.
If I could print directly from my brain, or get recordings of what I say and do in my brain during those specific times, man oh man the world would have to take a step back and prepare for the awesomeness that would be headed their way because let me tell you folks, it would be so much more than massively epic. It would literally blow peoples minds... which would be messy so I would have to find a way to tone it down about for general consumption of course.
So if someone could please invent a way to print, record and otherwise document the fabulousness that goes on in my brain when I am not really awake, that would be great. We have all these recording technologies these days... it can't be THAT hard right??? Just rig up some sort of jack into the head that connects to your smart phone or iPad and hit record ya?
Well, someone out there with the awake brain power to do it get right on it and you will make millions upon millions of buckaroos! I promise! I would do it, and have done it, but it was when I was just waking up and well... you know how well that goes for me.
I think maybe I will do a Conundrum blog post about this and see if I have a moment of brilliance... or not....
Hoping you have lots more moments of brilliance than I do!